「グローバル化」ってそもそも何? |
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer :
An English princess
with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
a South African
using American Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals....
That, my friends, is Globalization
うーむ、なかなかうまい。それにしてもけっこう最後まで引っ張りますね(笑)
自分のPCが正規のルートで入って来たのか突然心配になってきてしまいました(苦笑